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Poll Withdrawals?

With the passing of the presidential election, I discovered a void in the bombardment of meaningless, manipulated polls that had become customary on the daily news. In order to fill that void for myself, and perhaps other sufferers of Post-Election Poll Distress (PEP'D), I located some truly substantive poll results to show you. So if you're feeling a bit PEP'D up, enjoy:

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Just In Time For Christmas

Now, if you are like me and have always aspired to have your very own wooden cigar store Indian family, then you are in luck. Lucky, in the sense that I have found a great place to obtain said family.

Check out Circle KB - "Where the Wild West Still Is!" for details on getting your new domestic companions. This spiffy set will only run you $4,600 and will no doubt cause you to be the toast of your neighborhood.

The creator of these pieces is Frank Gallagher and you can find non-family-unit cigar store Indians, too. Offered at heights of 3 and 4 feet, these unencumbered cigar gnomes start at around $900.

Woo woo woo (hand to mount repeatedly), Merry Christmas!